Anonymous asked: Can I fuck you lol
ckate2011: stop-bitching-start-a-revolution: Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me I JUST DIED.
roselastrider: I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized smh
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
jacnoc: candymandie: ‘get back in the kitchen’ sure be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in I’ll go back in the kitchen but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
So, I was in Walmart with my Mom and saw this...
Gay men: *helping their son pick out a toy*
Woman: *glaring at them*
Little boy: Whats wrong Mommy?
Woman: Nothing. I just don't think they should have a child.
Little boy: Why not?
Woman: Its not natural.
Little boy: How come?
Woman: They are both men.
Little boy: So? They look happy. Don't you want people to be happy?
Gay man: Your son is very smart.